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text 🩸 @SPIKE

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So. How long were you planning on letting a bloke run around looking like a moron with his pants down after a second Slayer entered the arena?

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maybe you'd catch on quicker without your pants around your ankles
i'm using the handle @slayer
not exactly incognito

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Not exactly orthodox of you. But from what I hear you're not a girl who plays by the rules

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i'm new age, baby
that all you hear?

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Hear you're big trouble. Doesn't seem like you've caused a proper ruckus here yet, though.

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i used to hear the same about you
that chip still holding you back?

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Funny thing, that. Not holding me back as much as it used to.

Gotten some nibbles in, here and there.

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just nibbles?
big bad like you must have an appetite to match

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Feeling a bit peckish, now that you mention it.

Is a Slayer like you gonna stop me?

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oh there's no slayer like me
sounds like you're itching to find that out firsthand

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Wouldn't mind a proper dance with you, love.

The other Slayer's forgotten all the steps.

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she's got a selective memory, that one

you sure you're up to task?
i'm not big on slow dancing

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Tell me about it.

I only go slow when I really want you to feel it. But I reckon you can give as hard as you get.

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now that's where you're wrong
i don't give as hard, i go harder

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You leave any of your conquests alive, Slayer?

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just the ones that earn another round

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Noted.

You ever want to see how many rounds we can go, you know where to find me.

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be seeing u 💋

text 🩸 @SPIKE

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How'd you feel about looting some tents for liquor with me instead of waiting for Buffy to take you seriously?

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[ If Spike hadn't gone out in such a blaze of pathetic pining, Faith might take offense to the implication. It's true, Buffy doesn't take her seriously, but who the hell is he to say it?

Well, he's the guy Buffy just stomped on in the digital town square, and that does take the edge off. ]

i'd say let's roll now while ms. high & mighty's occupied

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[ Yeah, Spike's not thinking too hard on who he does or doesn't offend while he's licking his wounds. ]

And I'd say we could burn the house down, while we're at it, but someone else took care of that already

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i can think of a few other ways to turn up the heat

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Go on.

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well, body heat's out
but i bet we could make some friction

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Some friction and some noise, then.